Wednesday, March 17, 2010

List of Websites relating to Zombies and the Undead

Zombie Network- A vast link space that links to other websites that relate to undead.

Zombie Sirens- the hottest undead chicks on the planet! The “Siren” was a Greecian mythological female creature that lured men to them with their beautiful voices then ate them to reserve their corporeal bodies. It is a fad of many zombie fans where they find undead women to be sexually attractive, thus sparked this site..

Zombie Podcast- Here, you can download your favorite horror theme songs from your favorite movies, games, shows and more. It mostly includes tracks and audio clips from horror movies, like the Michael Myers theme from Halloween, or the Freddy’s Back theme from Nightmare on Elm Street 2. It also includes sounds from the classic “Scary Sounds of Ghosties and Bogies” CD that you played at the front door during Halloween to scare the kids.

Infernal Dreams- A compilation of top-notch photoshopped masterpieces featuring the undead. Some of the artists are practically cyber-versions of Da Vinci or Van Gogh. The works are done all on the computer, though they look like they were done by hand.

Girls and Corpses- The first lewd comedy magazine about girls, temptation...and death. Originally, it was just a perverted site for guys with a necrophilia streak and a lot of time on their hands. Now it is done in a little more moderation, but not much. Here, people draw their own sexual comic strips about lustful encounters with undead women, and then viewers then rate them based on good they were.

The "Z" Effect- A how-to zombie survival guide that we ensure you stay alive when the world ends in zombie attacks. This is just one of trillions of the classic concept of surviving a zombie apocalypse and what you should do in order to stay alive. The entries in this site are sort of infantile and cheesy, but they do provide good knowledge on how to kill a zombie, though. Some authors also attend this site to post their own persona beliefs about Armageddon and many have even posted their own novels.

Zombie Swag- Shop for the hottest undead paraphernalia, including shirts, hats, socks, and adult toys too. It is sort of like a Spencer’s of a Hot Topic thrift store that features zombie paraphernalia. It’s like a toy store for creepy people, Goths and emos. The emphasis here is on the “adult toys”. People go here just to order the strangest sexual devices, or the wackiest t-shirt designs they can find. They also mail-order weapons, like daggers and swords as well.

Zombie Nexus- Another master link page that redirects you to several dozen zombie-related sites. There’s nothing special about this site, except that it takes you to many others that are.

Deoxy.org/Shaman- Teaches the origins of shamanism from a shaman himself. Shamanism is an old art of communicating with the spirits of the other realms. A living, breathing, voodoo-toting shaman from a foreign land tells his stories about being spiritually open-minded and true to his beliefs. He also has a link to his own website where you too can learn how to be a shaman and perform cool rituals that grant you luck, happiness, and all other kinds of benefits. Warning: Does not teach you the art of sacrificing the living or blood rituals to Satan. Too bad.

Danbooru.com/tags/zombie- This is a well-known site for internet artists with no desire to make a name for themselves with their art. People from all over the world post their work here, everything from pictures, to audio clips, to movies, to songs, animations and more. All these things they make completely on their own, too. The zombie search section here is copious in variety, so stop on by and take a look. But be warned, some of the pictures are highly pornographic and sexual so be careful what thumbnail you click on.

Nekobooru.com/tags/zombie girls- An offshoot of Danbooru, this site is a little more explicitly dispositional, and contains mostly sexual comics of undead women getting it on with men who accidentally stumble upon their tombs and wake them up. The pornographic content here is off the charts, and the scenes are as graphic as humanly possible, so don’t go here and type in “zombie” in the tag search unless you have a gut made of steel and haven’t eaten for a day.

ZombieEscapePlanHeadquarters.com- As I said, Sites that explain how to survive the end of the world caused by zombies is a popular fad amongst net-goers. This site, however, contains pictures of combat moves (not really, just guys being funny), the food you’ll need to eat every day (Ravioli and Pop Tarts, apparently) and how to tell a zombie from a real person (you don’t have to. If it moves and it ain’t you, run like hell.)

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