Friday, March 19, 2010

Resident Evil 5 (PS3) The Return of El Gigante


Move over, Hulk. Look out, The Thing. Here comes your worst mansion-sized nightmare! Believe it or not, that humanoid ogre you're looking at was probably 5'5" and a geeky white collor schnoob at some point. The monster was called "El Gigante" in RE4 which means "The Giant" in Spanish. His name doesn't change when he goes to Africa, and this time sadly, there's only one of him to kill, and he's it. In RE4, there were at least 3 or 4 of them, and they gave you $20,000 per kill, so it's was a good deal. But these guys are twice as big and thrice as ugly. And the best part is: the only way to kill him is by shooting his tapeworms. That's right. Tapeworms, the size of minivans that protrude from his limbs and back when you weaken him enough. And in case you were curious, those corpses he has secured on his belt are his on-the-go snacks. Hey, you are what you eat, right? HAH!

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