Ever wonder why Sparky ran away when you went to Summer Camp? Some baaaad people came and took him to the vet from Hell! Well, he's back and badder than ever! These monstrosities used to be our favorite four-legged friends we played with as children in the back yard. Although I personally don't approve of the lackluster name "Licker", I do like how they work. Their tongue can extend to at least 17 yards, and every inch of its tongue and body is coated in a slimy neurotoxin that paralyzes you while they hump your leg...sort of. The fun part is, they attack you in hoardes that would put Napoleon's troops to shame, so shooting just one at a time is guarenteed to get your face eaten off...literally. They're blind and deaf, so they seek you out like a snake tongues around for its prey. Aww, nice doggy- AAAAHHHHHHHHHHH!
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